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Joke of the Day

"what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive"

"""I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault."" ~ girls"

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""

"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"

"I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod."

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao"

"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."