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Joke of the Day

"""I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault."" ~ girls"

"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""

"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."

"What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again"

"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."

"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."

"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."

"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."

"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""

"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"