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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up."
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"Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? ""Groundbreaking"""
"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."
"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."
"I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia."
"*Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal* ""ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."""
"Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?"
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."