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Joke of the Day
"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"
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"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"
"Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair."
"What do you call a government consisted of burglars? A thiefdom."
"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."
"My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: ""That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."""
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."
"I heard a great Ray Rice joke... but I can't remember the punchline."