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Joke of the Day

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."

"11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ..."

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."

"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"

"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""

"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo"