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Joke of the Day

"My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic."

"Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal."

"An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses. The Doctor wrote ""high pulse rate"" as the cause of death."

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar And the bartender says ""I have a shot named after you"" The grasshopper replies ""you have a shot named Steve?!"" My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share"

"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"

"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."

"TIL that Harriet Tubman sought a monthly pension of $25 a month for services in the civil war ,but was only awarded $20. 100+ years later we're still only giving her a $20."