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Joke of the Day

"I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do I hate laundry."

"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."

"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"

"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"

"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"When somebody unfollows me, I want to go on a shopping spree and walk into their house while holding bags and say, ""Big mistake. Big. Huge!"""

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients"

"I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask ""What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"""