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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"
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"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"Why is a bad government like a bikini? Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall."
"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"
"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with nothing but saran wrap on. Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."
"The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves... But they could never get anything done. ""All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."""
"I lost ten pounds! Learn my hot diet secret! (I replaced booze with pot)"