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Joke of the Day
"Want to know why carrots give you good vision? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?"
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"I make you wet and naked people turn me on. What am I? A shower"
"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"
"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""
"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"
"An A-TEAM reboot would just be one two-minute episode where the NSA triangulates their location and they all get blown up in a drone strike."
"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."
"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."