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Joke of the Day

"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."

"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"

"Nobel Peace Prize I would kill for one of those"

"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."

"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."

"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."

"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."

"I think I put the roofie in the wrong driiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"