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Joke of the Day

"[son at dinner] ""a boy at school sells fireworks for $2"" [to son and wife next day at breakfast] so, we'll charge $1.75 and split it 3 ways"

"The train stops at a train station; the bus stops at a bus station; My desk is a workstation."

"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."

"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"

"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"

"How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso."

"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."