200626

Joke of the Day

"The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight. So I'd thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil."

"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""

"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"

"I am really good at making jokes. Title."

"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."

"Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."