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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."
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"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."
"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."
"*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards"
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection."
"Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist? They didn't get hit by Terrorists."
"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."
"How do you confuse a heterosexual person? Eleven"