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Joke of the Day
"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"
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"Knuckle tattoo idea: BORN DEFORMED"
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"I like my beer like I like my neighbours White."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill."
"""Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, you too, bye"": Man side of every phone conversation with his wife."
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"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."
"Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever."