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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gassy greek? A Fartin' Spartan"

"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""

"My SO and I recently decided we don't want to have kids... I think the kids are taking it the hardest"

"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."

"Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held."

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""

"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."