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Joke of the Day
"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."
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"What deadly disease can bowls contract? Ebowla"
"What's the capital of Greece? Athens"
"Someone wrote ""retard"" on my car window. Took me ages to lick it off"
"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"
"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"
"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."
"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"