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Joke of the Day

"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"

"My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral."

"I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever."

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"

"An invisible man broke up with his invisible girlfriend... He didn't think they should see each other anymore."

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."

"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"