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Joke of the Day

"What's the capital of Greece? Athens"

"I always feel a little sad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants or lost his family in a fire."

"Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!"

"*THUD* ""What was that?"" ""My pants fell down."" ""...Why so loud?"" ""I'm wearing them."""

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."

"I asked my girlfriend for directions while she was giving me head she looked up and said..""You need to get off in 2 kilometers"""

"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"

"What do you call a foreign born communist running for President? Ted Cruz"

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure Salad"

"What's big but small? A midget's ego."