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Joke of the Day

"I was kicked out of mime school once. I hadn't put the safety lock on and my finger guns went off. The whole class took cover in their boxes"

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"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."
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"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"
"My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle."
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"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetemol."
"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."
"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."
"William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her."