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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."
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"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."
"I just got fired, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently, nursing homes have ""strict rules"" around what you can do with the patients."
"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."
"Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left? He gave her the biggest tip she ever had"
"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days. She's right. When she stopped at her mum's last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday."
"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"
"I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink I call it, ""Make America Smashed Again"" It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice."
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"