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Joke of the Day
"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""
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"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"
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"What's the difference between fight club and veganism? You don't talk about fight club."
"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."
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