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Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment? 2:30 (Tooth Hurty)"
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"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"How do Japanese people ask for rice? Samurais?"
"This isn't a racist joke..is it? What do you call a Hispanic with a Rubber Toe? Roberto"
"Alcohol is our worst enemy Good thing Jesus taught us all to love our enemies."
"What do Russians call their barbers? Combrade"
"A neutron walks into a store Neutron : ""How much is this pack of gum"" Store Clerk : ""For you it's no charge"""
"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it"
"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."