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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"
Next Joke
"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"
"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"
"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."
"A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated."""
"11: Did it rain last night? Me: No. 11: But it's so wet! Me: That's what she said. 11: What? Me: What?"
"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""
"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"
"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"
"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."