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Joke of the Day

"Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow? A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!"

"DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME"

"Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude"

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."

"RT if you are my car keys and I can't find you"

"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"

"Did you hear about the kid who brought a home made watch to school? He had a real bad time..."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"