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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!"
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"So a crazy dog goes to a place where dogs get scanned by a machine and the dog goes crazy and breaks it and everyone is scared. He's inSCANINE!"
"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."
"My house is full of Valentines cards. I'm not a legend though Just a lazy postman"
"A zombie ate the brain of a taekwondo master. The zombie said, ""Mmmm. That had a nice kick to it."""
"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"
"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"I forgot my joke about a lollipop... I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!"
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
"Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement... ""Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"""