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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!"
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"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""
"Columbia have already begun their preparations for the upcoming match against Uruguay. The entire squad are set to have tetanus and rabies jabs."
"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"
"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."
"Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%"
"There are three types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't."
"I was just asked to give my credit card details. I said, ""It's rectangular, blue and not very valuable."""