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Joke of the Day

"So a crazy dog goes to a place where dogs get scanned by a machine and the dog goes crazy and breaks it and everyone is scared. He's inSCANINE!"

"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens."

"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."

"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"

"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?... So when you pull on a blonde's tit, she doesn't s**t on the floor."

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."