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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
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"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."
"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."
"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."
"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."
"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"
"I find my own face to be scary... But I guess that's just me"