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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
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"My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary."
"My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I'm lucky I eat at all"
"I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art"
"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"
"I think my neighbor is stalking me through her computer, because I've seen her google my name. I'm certain I saw it on my telescope last night."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""
"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"
"Why are they called overalls when you can still see arms and the head? That shit ain't over all. Those are oversomes and whatnot."
"A baby seal walks in to a club. . . ."