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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if someone's an introvert? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone"
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."
"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""
"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"
"They say that every time you have sex it's the same amount of exercise as running 5 miles But I think that's bullshit because I've never run 5 miles in 30 seconds."
"A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building... Who lands first? The brunette. The blond had to stop and ask for directions."
"Your date leans in and whispers ""I'm not wearing panties."" You shiver. She continues: ""I pooped a little and had to throw them away."""
"The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea."
"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"