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Joke of the Day
"My weather forecast is always ""room temperature."""
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"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"
"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."
"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"
"Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive."
"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"
"what is the most terrifying sound to a redditor?? pao pao pao..."
"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."
"If a red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house..... a green man lives in a green house. Then who lives in the white house? A black man"
"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."