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Joke of the Day
"Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single."
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"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."
"My friend told me I don't understand irony.. ...Which is ironic because we were playing checkers."
"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"
"Here's your social security card. It's paper and has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."
"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"