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Joke of the Day
"i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13"
Next Joke
"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"
"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"
"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"
"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."
"why do people carry umbrellas? because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :(((("
"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."
"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."
"Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment."
"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."