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Joke of the Day

"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."

"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"

"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."

"My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid."

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"My math teacher called me average How mean."

"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"

"""HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! Seriously? You're 10 years old."" ""..."" ""Beer before liquor, never sicker. NEVER. SICKER."""

"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"

"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."