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Joke of the Day

"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass."

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."

"How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?"

"What's a best friend? One who goes out and gets two blowjobs, then comes back and gives his buddy one"

"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The Wheelchair."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."

"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."

"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."