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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever go camping. That shit's intense."
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"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."
"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""
"If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups."
"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."
"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."
"The average person has sex 127 times a year. My december is going to be fucking awesome"
"Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck."
"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"
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