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Joke of the Day
"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"
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"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."
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"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"Why are Asians bad at golf? They don't know how to drive."
"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."
"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."
"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"