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Joke of the Day
"I was recently diagnosed with depression It made me sad"
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"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"
"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
"Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back."
"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."
"Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror."
"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."
"Star Wars Spoilers You clicked on this? Seriously? What is wrong with you?"