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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars Spoilers You clicked on this? Seriously? What is wrong with you?"
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"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!"
"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"I was on a date. ""How many ladies have you slept with?"" she said. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?"" She raised her eyebrows and said, ""OK..."" I said, ""Zero."""
"*i sneeze* Atheist: bless u Me: ha! i caught u Atheist: no its just like, an expression Me:*grabbing him by shoulders* u believe in god"
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."