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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a cat bark? Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... Woof!"

"You're a narcissist. A bet you thought this thread was about you."

"What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money? A millionheir."

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."

"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."

"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"