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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat bark? Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... Woof!"
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"What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water? DOUCHE"
"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."
"How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here."
"BNAG! That's bang out of order."
"How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy?"
"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."
"""IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!"" I yell at the guy next to me at the red light while tweezing stray hairs from my chin."
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""