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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"
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"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"
"What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Why did the ox fall down the hill? It was an oxident."
"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"
"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"Pro tip: when a cop asks you to step out of the car, don't reply with ""I'm too drunk, you get in."""
"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."
"If the person next to you on a flight wont stop talking, take out a Skymall catalog & eat the entire thing while never breaking eye contact."