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Joke of the Day

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

"fire the chauffeur! Wife: ""I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."" Husband: ""Dear, lets give him another chance."""

"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""

"I'm not a fan of Nascar... I believe in equal rights."

"In the book I'm currently reading, there's a section that talks about the vagina. It's my favourite passage."

"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."

"So a pope, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar... He asks for a drink. ^^^^Take ^^^^as ^^^^much ^^^^time ^^^^as ^^^^you ^^^^need ^^^^to ^^^^think ^^^^about ^^^^it..."

"Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient."

"I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change."

"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"