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Joke of the Day

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

"The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday."

"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."

"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."

"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."

"What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? Kryptocurrency"

"The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit."