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Joke of the Day

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

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"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."
"I've started calling my penis the bullet. It's really small and comes really fast."
"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"
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