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Joke of the Day

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."

"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."

"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."

"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."

"What did the plate say to the fork? Don't worry, the dinner's on me."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It...um...it was a pretty good one."

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."