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Joke of the Day
"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."
Next Joke
"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"
"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."
"I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?"
"I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help."
"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""
"If a man thinks blondes have the best butts... ...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?"
"Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent. So I figure I only need 34 more kids to be a pretty decent guy."
"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"