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"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"
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"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"
"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
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"Studies show... Studies show that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."
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"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"