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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The trouble's getting them in there."

"What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel"

"Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"

"""More than 1 way to skin a cat"" - ""Killing 2 birds with 1 stone"" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off"" -- who ARE we???"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Three. One to screw it in and the second to take credit for it. And the other to repeat it."

"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."