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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? Sooner or later they find a potent cousin."
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"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."
"Why didn't ken and barbie ever have kids? Because ken always comes in a different box."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."
"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""
"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"
"I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."
"What do you call a rabbi that you scrap off your shoe? Resi-jew. I'm so sorry."
"Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress."