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Joke of the Day

"*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*"

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"

"a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together."

"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."

"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."