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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows."

"Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time."

"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"

"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."

"Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands. They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."

"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."

"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."