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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."
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"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."
"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."
"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"
"replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground"
"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""
"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."