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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"

"A hipster just darted in front of me in traffic. I almost didn't see him because he was so ironic."

"I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum."

"What is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"

"Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? He wanted to see stars during the day."

"I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the ""Your mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too"" speech."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we're getting somewhere."

"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"

"Baloney, baloney, baloney... salami."