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Joke of the Day
"I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum."
Next Joke
"Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head. I'm sleeping with the lights on."
"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."
"What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates."
"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."
"So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits?"
"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."
"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"
"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"
"After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he."